'Sally' is the hypothetical 'perfect girl'. She doesn't have many characteristics, but those she possesses are important.

They are (in no particular order):

  • She loves you back.
  • She likes to talk and listen.
  • She enjoys arguments.
  • She likes to push you on swings, be pushed by you on swings, and generally enjoys swings. .
  • She is pretty in a 'DHM' sort of way.

These are known as the Five Points of Sally or 'FPS'.

A 'Sally' is a rare sight in the world.

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